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    和男人无关

    上帝说,要有光。
    邻居张老爷把头发剃了个光光。
    整个一周我都不愿跟他一起出门,我要跟他各走各路,我跟这光头男不是一伙。
     
    狗不理刚刚结婚,还在兴头上,热衷于四处搜寻婚纱照和蜜月地。
    婚龄即将整一年的老妇我终于也被冻卷进婚纱照和蜜月地。
     
    狗不理:小齐!一起去xxx城堡拍婚纱照!
    我:城堡,,,不如来乡下。
    狗不理:。。。。。。。。。。。。
    狗不理:你看,你看,这些个那些个拍得多好!
    我伸脖子看一眼:还行。
    狗不理:订哪家?
    我:随便。
    狗不理:。。。。。。。。。。。。
    狗不理:这么说吧,定多少钱的?
    我:不超2k。
    狗不理:。。。。。。。。。。。。
    (5分钟后)
    狗不理:小齐!一起去热浪岛度蜜月!
    我:热浪岛?啥?
    狗不理:恩纳!~拍《夏日麽麽茶》电影那个!
    我:。。。没看过。。。热么?
    狗不理:热带当然热咯!
    我:浪么?
    狗不理:。。。。。。浪!
    我:那就去!
    (5秒钟后)
    狗不理:热~浪~岛~封~岛!
     
    我忍住了没告诉她,这些需要男人参与的精神娱乐活动结婚之前就得搞完,结了婚就没得搞啦!
    故事的结局,最后一定是老妇和小妇结伴去xxx城堡拍了一大通很贵很美的婚纱照吭哧吭哧扛回来,穿遍了城堡里各种古典的奢华的纯情的放荡的美衣裳,然后手拉手冒着鼻涕泡去到那很热又很浪的海岛上尽情happy,我俩一起穿着很贵很美的比基尼在没有男人的海滩上欢快地撒丫子跑,欢快地!
     
    男人这种摆设么,打瘪了扔给丈母娘就好!

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    Chyi Chenwrote:
    想去热浪岛的赶紧去,回头我去一次就给倒闭了
    Sept. 19
    谨严 管wrote:
    再找个别的什么地儿浪呢?
    Sept. 18
    STEPHEN wanwrote:
    浪。。。里格。。浪。
    Sept. 18

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